The new “recruitment” poster for the Catholic priesthood, featuring 28-year old Father Jonathan Meyer ready to fight the forces of evil. He got the idea after seeing a sketch during seminary that pitted a group of older priests battling Satan in martial arts fashion. The poster is being given out to teens everywhere in hopes that it will entice them into the priesthood; and thousands of those teens are grabbing them up. Well, certainly a sexy poster of a priest hanging on their walls will entice teens into something.
The Catholic church has such a good record on priests, teens, and sex … what could possibly go wrong?