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Psalm 151

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Psalm 151

Psalm 151 is the apocrypha’s shortest encore, a single‑stanza self‑portrait of David as the runt who became a giant‑killer. It reads like the missing liner note to 1 Samuel 17: David reminisces about tending sheep, being overlooked by his brothers, and then chosen by God to take down Goliath. Found in Greek translation and later among the Dead Sea Scrolls, it’s a fascinating artifact of how Second Temple Judaism mythologized its heroes for new audiences. Judaism ultimately left it on the cutting‑room floor: it’s late, self‑referential, and too much like a fan‑written origin story to pass the prophetic test. In short, Psalm 151 is David’s victory speech that never made the official playlist; beloved in Orthodox liturgy, but forever the odd psalm out in Jewish scripture.

My I Samuel 17 notes:

The Philistines are back. This time, with a champion, Goliath! Standing over 9′ tall, decked out in bronze armor, with shield and sword. He challenges the Jews, saying that if they send someone out to fight him, whoever’s side loses becomes the slaves of the other. For 40 days he issues the challenge and the Israelites don’t respond. One day, David, who has been going back and forth between tending his dad’s sheep and playing the lyre for Saul (is that a euphemism?), shows up in camp with cheese and bread from his father. While there, delivering it to his brothers who are in Saul’s service, he overhears Goliath. He asks what’s going on, his older brother tells him, “get lost squirt, this is real man’s biz”. David goes to Saul and tells him that he has the power of God on his side, and he’ll do it. David tries to put on armor, but it’s too heavy, so he goes out in his shepherd’s tunic and calls out Goliath, who laughs at him. David declares he’s got God on his side, uses his sling and a stone, and knocks Goliath out, and then cuts off his head. The Philistines run away. The Israelites pursue, and yes, you guessed it, kill them all. David takes Goliath’s head back to Saul, who demands to know whose child this is. I guess the courtiers didn’t tell him where they procured his “soother” from.

Lines 1-10. Hey there, David coming to you, live from Judea. I was just a shepherd boy, playing my lute and lyre to the sheep, when God suddenly sends a messenger to tell me I’m the chosen one. I mean, my brothers are strapping, strong, good warriors, why me? But, fine, whatever. The angel oils me up and sends me into battle against this giant of a Philistine, but, I took away his sword and cut off his head, so, yay me.

 

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